Long Labe the Queen by sloppysluttypartydyke
Green smoothies make a great raw breakfast!
I make a super simple one, it’s a banana, frozen blueberries (fresh preferred) about half a bag of spinach, orange juice and ground flax seeds. But once you get into smoothies it’s really easy to mix and match your ingredients.
FUN TIP: If any of your fruit that’s on its last leg, especially bananas since they get brown so fast, I like to chop them up and put them in a plastic bag (be sure to suck all the air out!) and throw them in the freezer. You’ll get a couple extra weeks out of them that way.
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Stella McCartney sleeveless top, £150
Old navy tank top, $9.50
TIBI leather jacket, £414
H m blazer, £25
Michael Kors cotton shorts, £344
Brown shorts, £25
Camilla Skovgaard high heels, $600
Privileged wedge shoes, $40
KOTUR python handbag, £444
GUESS clutch handbag, $38
Oscar de la Renta chandelier earrings, $440
Erica Anenberg double finger ring, $95
Jens Pirate Booty beaded earrings, $17
Wet Seal heart jewelry, $7.50
Old navy tank top, $9.50
TIBI leather jacket, £414
H m blazer, £25
Michael Kors cotton shorts, £344
Brown shorts, £25
Camilla Skovgaard high heels, $600
Privileged wedge shoes, $40
KOTUR python handbag, £444
GUESS clutch handbag, $38
Oscar de la Renta chandelier earrings, $440
Erica Anenberg double finger ring, $95
Jens Pirate Booty beaded earrings, $17
Wet Seal heart jewelry, $7.50
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(via fuckyeah1990s)
Gene Kelly
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?…99 Bears.
